19. Comedian. Pimp. Badass. Superhero.
I build houses for kids in Africa and save fish from drowning. I am probably the nicest guy you will ever meet. I have super powers and a body chiseled by the gods.
I wrestle crocodiles in my spare time and help old ladies walk across the street. I am a part time ninja and dabble in the art of ass-kicking.
I am a culinary genius and know how to toast bread in 14 different languages.