Hey there!

I'm a shy geeky dude, hugely into video games. My favourite series are Zelda, Pokemon and Metal Gear (props if you guessed this from my headline), but I love so many others. Grew up on, and pretty loyal to Nintendo as a consequence.

Unlike the stereotypical heterosexual man, I'm quite eccentric and pretty good at articulating and talking about my feelings so if that turns you on... awesomesauce.

I like movies, they're pretty cool! Thrillers, actions, sci-fi, you know, all the good stuff. Wreck-It Ralph, Pacific Rim, The Prestige - basically anything as long as it's quality.

I also dabble a little in that Magic: The Gathering thing, from time to time with my friendos.

Speaking of them, I enjoy drinking and playing stupid board games and video games with them for fun! They're pretty great.

Admittedly, I'm starting to think "HylianLoach" might not have been the most appealing username, but #yolo.